First day of Christmas break

Hey,

Today started out wonderfully. I spent the night at Emily's house, so I woke up to her getting into an argument with her mom. It was still dark out! Oh well. She ended up falling back asleep for a couple hours, and I was pinned down by her kitten, Simon, sleeping on my arm. That was ok. When I got home, I took a nap, and my guinea pig was curled up on my stomach. He's the cutest thing that I have ever seen!!! anyway, if the weather is good, Greg will come over tomorrow. I hope he will. He'll probably bring over his sister to keep mine out of my hair. Snowball fight anyone? I can't believe it's almost Christmas. No..I'm not one of those type of people who can't fall asleep on christmas Eve out of excitement. I lost that years ago. But it is a fun holiday, and very important to me. Zak gave me several humorous lists. I'll post them.

Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid
10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
9. Kid asks for new bike, gets a pack of smokes.
8. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
7. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are Styrofoam peanuts.
6. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
5. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the dork list.
4. Sends him off on a Carnival Cruise with Kathie Lee.
3. First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the
hurt on you".
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read, "Straight from Craptown."
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

Top Ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids
10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"
9. "You smell like supermarket gin"
8. "The real miracle on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's MasterCard"
7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztec"
6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"
5. "I'm Jewish"
4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"
3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"
2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"
1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"

You might be a Scrooge if...

*If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge
*If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -- you just might be a Scrooge
*If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas
-- you just might be a Scrooge
*If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson --
you just might be a Scrooge
*If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might be a Scrooge
*If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a Scrooge
*If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon -
you just might be a Scrooge
*If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a Scrooge
*If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log
--you just might be a Scrooge
*If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie -- you just might be a Scrooge
*If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat -
you just might be a Scrooge
*If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson -- you just might be a Scrooge
*If your favorite past time is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with egg nog - you just might be a Scrooge
*And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin -
you just might be a Scrooge

Merry Christmas,
Dani Rose